Epic Rap Battles of History, vampire.dreams [non fiction books to read txt] 📗

Adolf Hitler: I am Adolf Hitler command of of the 3rd rank,Litte know fact also dope on the mic, you are vador with your little boots and cape, and a helment to cover up tht burnt ass face! You have the force to move objects i am a force truely evil even went back in time and turn you into wack in the prequel! Cuase see look at you ur not even a real person, i preferd you in space balls the Rick Moranis version!

Vador: You cant rhyme agianst dark vorce why even bother? so many dude been with ur mom who even know if im ur father? You are a pist off little prick with a napoleon dick, you call that a mustace? i call that dirty sanchez on ur lip. you bitch let me remind you who ur messing with ever thing that you did? im mother fucker who invented it. im the origanal dark lord ur like the sorcerer's apprentice. my stormtroopers make ur look like some one took a piece of shit and cloned it.

Hitler: You stick vador ur staff smells somthig sower, you need to wash up dawg her take a step in my shower ill turn all ur friend aginst you just my speeces brig haters what that life saver verses a clan of all ur white niebors?

Vador: *coo-caw* suck my robot balls now take a step back and let me freezes ur off a little catbonite bath for ur goose stepping ass call my home boys up in isreal see who got the last luagh.

WHO WON!
WHOS NEXT!
YOU DECIDE!

Publication Date: 05-22-2012

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Dedication:
Nice Peter