So Relatable 2, Ally Kettering [new ebook reader .TXT] 📗

So Relatble 2 I automatically dislike anyone with the same name as me because it feel like a compitition and let's be honest... you're not winning that. That moment of fear when you can't get a ring off your finger. If you ever et caught sleeping in school put your head up and say "In Jesus name, Amen. If I choose you over sleep, you must be fucking special. It's cute that they sell family sized oreo boxes thinking that people are gonna share them with their family. I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do something. I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit. Let's be honest, you're not sorry that you did it. You're sorry that I found out. Friend: "Happy Birthday!" Me: "aaw, you remembered my birthday!" Friend: "No, FaceBook told me" Teacher's call it "Cheating" We call it "Teamwork" "OOH WHO'S DAT SEXY BEAST" Oh. I clicked on my own pofile again. My mom told me to clean my room when she was gone. *Mom's back* "OH CRAP". Texting+Facebook= Textbook "Yes, mom, I am studying. Suddenly people come over and your mom becomes the nicest person in the world. Writing "etc." on a test because you can't think of anymore examples. Good memories come from bad ideas. Me: " I didn't do it!" Teacher: "Then why are you laughing?" Me: Because whoever did it is a frieking legend!" "What comes after the letter P?" Normal People: "Q." Me: "Wait, A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H..."  Teacher: Never give up on dreams! Me: So don't stop sleeping... Imprint

Publication Date: 11-04-2013

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Dedication:
To all those silly beasts.