So Relatable, Ally Kettering [the kiss of deception read online txt] 📗

Relatable Comments I hate when I makes plans, get exited and then my mom says NO. A good boyfriend loves his girl with all his heart. He isn't afraid to point to his girl in front of his friends and say "That's her" When that someone is about to tell you something then they say "Nevermind". 19.99 because 20.00 is an outrageous amount of money. I still like you, I'm just tired of trying Admit it, once in your life you've tried to balance a light switch right in the middle. I never argue, I just explain why i'm right. I hate when I forget to press "Send" and i'm sitting here like an idiot waiting for a reply. I love pizza because it has a built in handle that also happens to be edible. Having unlimited texting with no one to text. "Okay, if we get caught here's the story..." That awkward moment when someone isn't texting you back and then you see them update their status from their mobile. Police Officer: "How high are you?" You: "No officer it's, Hi how are you?" My room was clean I had to decide what to wear Annoying Friend : "Hey, you wanna hang out?" Me: "Hold on I have to ask my mom." Me: *doesn't ask her* Me: "She said no." I die a little inside when I see an old person eating at a resturaunt alone. When I was younger I thought the character turning from a child to an adult actually waited for the character to change. Grammar is very important; it's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing your'e shit. If you ask me to hold your drink I will drink it. "Hey did you ask yet?" "No my mom's in a bad mood." Using a different word because you can't spell the word you originally wanted to use. Imprint

Publication Date: 11-03-2013

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To all the people who can relate :)