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AN ARTISTIC JOKE.
A London Slum. My Parody of the Venetian School.
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AN ARTISTIC JOKE.A London Slum. My Parody of the Venetian School.
View larger image THE CONFESSIONS OF A CARICATURIST BY HARRY FURNISS ILLUSTRATED VOLUME II
NEW YORK AND LONDON:
HARPER & BROTHERS, PUBLISHERS.
1902.
BRADBURY, AGNEW, & CO. LD., PRINTERS,
LONDON AND TONBRIDGE.
All rights reserved.
December, 1901.
Page
CHAPTER VIII.
THE ARTISTIC JOKE. The First Idea--How it was Made--"Fire!"--I am a Somnambulist--My Workshop--My Business "Partner"--Not by Gainsborough--Lord Leighton--The Private View--The Catalogue--Sold Out--How the R.A.'s Took It--How a Critic Took It--Curious Offers--Mr. Sambourne as a Company Promoter--A One-man Show--Punch's Mistake--A Joke within a Joke--My Offer to the Nation pp. 1--25 CHAPTER IX.
CONFESSIONS OF A COLUMBUS. The Cause of my Cruise--No Work--The Atlantic Greyhound--Irish Ship--Irish Doctor--Irish Visitors--Queenstown--A Surprise--Fiddles--Edward Lloyd--Lib--Chess--The Syren--The American Pilot--Real and Ideal--Red Tape--Bribery--Liberty--The Floating Flower Show--The Bouquet--A Bath and a Bishop--"Beastly Healthy"--Entertainment for Shipwrecked Sailors--Passengers--Superstition. America in a Hurry--Harry Columbus Furniss--The Inky Inquisition--First Impressions--Trilby--Tempting Offers--Kidnapped--Major Pond--Sarony--Ice--James B. Brown--Fire!--An Explanation. Washington--Mr. French of Nowhere--Sold--Interviewed--The Sporting Editor--Hot Stuff--The Capitol--Congress--House of Representatives--The Page Boys--The Agent--Filibuster--The "Reccard"--A Pandemonium--Interviewing the President. Chicago--The Windy City--Blowers--Niagara--Water and Wood--Darkness to Light--My Vis-�-Vis--Mr. Punch--My Driver--It Grows upon Me--Inspiration--Harnessing Niagara--The Three Sisters--Incline Railway--Captain Webb. Travelling--Tickets--Thirst--Sancho Panza--Proclaimed States--"The Amurrican Gurl"--A Lady Interviewer--The English Girl--A Hair Restorer--Twelfth Night Club Reception at a Ladies' Club--The Great Presidential Election--Sound Money v. Free Silver--Slumland--Detective O'Flaherty. pp. 26--130 CHAPTER X.
AUSTRALIA. Quarantined--The Receiver-General of Australia--An Australian Guide-book--A Death Trap--A Death Story--The New Chum--Commercial Confessions--Mad Melbourne--Hydrophobia--Madness--A Land Boom--A Paper Panic--Ruin. Sydney--The Confessions of a Legislator--Federation--Patrick Francis Moran. Adelaide--Wanted, a Harbour--Wanted, an Expression--Zoological--Guinea-pigs--Paradise!--Types--Hell Fire Jack--The Horse--The Wrong Room! pp. 131--153 CHAPTER XI.
PLATFORM CONFESSIONS. Lectures and Lecturers--The Boy's Idea--How to Deliver It--The Professor--The Actors--My First Platform--Smoke--Cards--On the Table--Nurses--Some Unrehearsed Effects--Dress--A Struggle with a Shirt--A Struggle with a Bluebottle--Sir William Harcourt Goes out--My Lanternists Go Out--Chairmen--The Absent Chairman--The Ideal Chairman--The Political Chairman--The Ignorant Chairman--Chestnuts--Misunderstood--Advice to Those about to Lecture--I am Overworked--"'Arry to Harry." pp. 154-189 CHAPTER XII.
MY CONFESSIONS AS A "REFORMER." Portraiture Past and Present--The National Portrait Gallery Scandal--Fashionable Portraiture--The Price of an Autograph--Marquis Tseng--"So That's My Father!"--Sala Attacks Me--My Retort--Du Maurier's Little Joke--My Speech--What I Said and What I Did Not Say--Fury of Sala--The Great Six-Toe Trial--Lockwood Serious--My Little Joke--Nottingham Again--Prince of Journalists--Royal Academy Antics--An Earnest Confession--My Object--My Lady Oil--Congratulations--Confirmations--The Tate Gallery--The Proposed Banquet--The P.R.A. and Modern Art--My Confessions in the Central Criminal Court--Cricket in the Park--Reform!--All About that Snake--The Discovery--The Capture--Safe--The Press--Mystery--Evasive--Experts--I Retaliate--The Westminster Gazette--The Schoolboy--The Scare--Sensation--Death--Matters Zoological--Modern Inconveniences--Do Women Fail in Art?--Wanted a Wife pp. 190-234 CHAPTER XIII.
MY CONFESSIONS AS A "REFORMER." My First City Dinner--A Minnow against the Stream--Those Table Plans--Chaos--The City Alderman, Past and Present--Whistler's Lollipops--Odd Volumes--Exchanging Names--Ye Red Lyon Clubbe--The Pointed Beard--Baltimore Oysters--The Sound Money Dinner--To Meet General Boulanger--A Lunch at Washington--No Speeches. The Thirteen Club--What it was--How it was Boomed--Gruesome Details--Squint-Eyed Waiters--Superstitious Absentees--My Reasons for being Present--'Arry of Punch--The Lost "Vocal" Chords--The Undergraduate and the Undertaker--Model Speeches--Albert Smith--An Atlantic Contradiction--The White Horse--The White Feather--Exit 13 pp. 235-271 CHAPTER XIV.
THE CONFESSIONS OF AN EDITOR. Editors--Publishers--An Offer--Why I Refused it--The Pall Mall Budget--Lika Joko--The New Budget--The Truth about my Enterprises--Au Revoir! pp. 272-280![]()
HARRY FURNISS'S (EGYPTIAN STYLE).
From "Punch." LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS.
THE ARTISTIC JOKE. The First Idea--How it was Made--"Fire!"--I am a Somnambulist--My Workshop--My Business "Partner"--Not by Gainsborough--Lord Leighton--The Private View--The Catalogue--Sold Out--How the R.A.'s Took It--How a Critic Took It--Curious Offers--Mr. Sambourne as a Company Promoter--A One-man Show--Punch's Mistake--A Joke within a Joke--My Offer to the Nation pp. 1--25 CHAPTER IX.
CONFESSIONS OF A COLUMBUS. The Cause of my Cruise--No Work--The Atlantic Greyhound--Irish Ship--Irish Doctor--Irish Visitors--Queenstown--A Surprise--Fiddles--Edward Lloyd--Lib--Chess--The Syren--The American Pilot--Real and Ideal--Red Tape--Bribery--Liberty--The Floating Flower Show--The Bouquet--A Bath and a Bishop--"Beastly Healthy"--Entertainment for Shipwrecked Sailors--Passengers--Superstition. America in a Hurry--Harry Columbus Furniss--The Inky Inquisition--First Impressions--Trilby--Tempting Offers--Kidnapped--Major Pond--Sarony--Ice--James B. Brown--Fire!--An Explanation. Washington--Mr. French of Nowhere--Sold--Interviewed--The Sporting Editor--Hot Stuff--The Capitol--Congress--House of Representatives--The Page Boys--The Agent--Filibuster--The "Reccard"--A Pandemonium--Interviewing the President. Chicago--The Windy City--Blowers--Niagara--Water and Wood--Darkness to Light--My Vis-�-Vis--Mr. Punch--My Driver--It Grows upon Me--Inspiration--Harnessing Niagara--The Three Sisters--Incline Railway--Captain Webb. Travelling--Tickets--Thirst--Sancho Panza--Proclaimed States--"The Amurrican Gurl"--A Lady Interviewer--The English Girl--A Hair Restorer--Twelfth Night Club Reception at a Ladies' Club--The Great Presidential Election--Sound Money v. Free Silver--Slumland--Detective O'Flaherty. pp. 26--130 CHAPTER X.
AUSTRALIA. Quarantined--The Receiver-General of Australia--An Australian Guide-book--A Death Trap--A Death Story--The New Chum--Commercial Confessions--Mad Melbourne--Hydrophobia--Madness--A Land Boom--A Paper Panic--Ruin. Sydney--The Confessions of a Legislator--Federation--Patrick Francis Moran. Adelaide--Wanted, a Harbour--Wanted, an Expression--Zoological--Guinea-pigs--Paradise!--Types--Hell Fire Jack--The Horse--The Wrong Room! pp. 131--153 CHAPTER XI.
PLATFORM CONFESSIONS. Lectures and Lecturers--The Boy's Idea--How to Deliver It--The Professor--The Actors--My First Platform--Smoke--Cards--On the Table--Nurses--Some Unrehearsed Effects--Dress--A Struggle with a Shirt--A Struggle with a Bluebottle--Sir William Harcourt Goes out--My Lanternists Go Out--Chairmen--The Absent Chairman--The Ideal Chairman--The Political Chairman--The Ignorant Chairman--Chestnuts--Misunderstood--Advice to Those about to Lecture--I am Overworked--"'Arry to Harry." pp. 154-189 CHAPTER XII.
MY CONFESSIONS AS A "REFORMER." Portraiture Past and Present--The National Portrait Gallery Scandal--Fashionable Portraiture--The Price of an Autograph--Marquis Tseng--"So That's My Father!"--Sala Attacks Me--My Retort--Du Maurier's Little Joke--My Speech--What I Said and What I Did Not Say--Fury of Sala--The Great Six-Toe Trial--Lockwood Serious--My Little Joke--Nottingham Again--Prince of Journalists--Royal Academy Antics--An Earnest Confession--My Object--My Lady Oil--Congratulations--Confirmations--The Tate Gallery--The Proposed Banquet--The P.R.A. and Modern Art--My Confessions in the Central Criminal Court--Cricket in the Park--Reform!--All About that Snake--The Discovery--The Capture--Safe--The Press--Mystery--Evasive--Experts--I Retaliate--The Westminster Gazette--The Schoolboy--The Scare--Sensation--Death--Matters Zoological--Modern Inconveniences--Do Women Fail in Art?--Wanted a Wife pp. 190-234 CHAPTER XIII.
MY CONFESSIONS AS A "REFORMER." My First City Dinner--A Minnow against the Stream--Those Table Plans--Chaos--The City Alderman, Past and Present--Whistler's Lollipops--Odd Volumes--Exchanging Names--Ye Red Lyon Clubbe--The Pointed Beard--Baltimore Oysters--The Sound Money Dinner--To Meet General Boulanger--A Lunch at Washington--No Speeches. The Thirteen Club--What it was--How it was Boomed--Gruesome Details--Squint-Eyed Waiters--Superstitious Absentees--My Reasons for being Present--'Arry of Punch--The Lost "Vocal" Chords--The Undergraduate and the Undertaker--Model Speeches--Albert Smith--An Atlantic Contradiction--The White Horse--The White Feather--Exit 13 pp. 235-271 CHAPTER XIV.
THE CONFESSIONS OF AN EDITOR. Editors--Publishers--An Offer--Why I Refused it--The Pall Mall Budget--Lika Joko--The New Budget--The Truth about my Enterprises--Au Revoir! pp. 272-280
HARRY FURNISS'S (EGYPTIAN STYLE).From "Punch." LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS.
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An Artistic Joke. A London Slum. My Parody of the Venetian School.
Frontispiece.
My Studio during the Progress of "An Artistic Joke"
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Harry Furniss's Royal Academy
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Throwing myself into it
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Fire!
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The Pictures by R. Macbeth:
Potato Gang in the Fens;
Twitch-burning in the Fens;
A Flood in the Fens
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Macbeth in the Fens
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Letter from the President of the Royal Academy
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"An Artistic Joke"
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Mr. Sambourne's Prospectus
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Cover of "How he did it"
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Initial "T"
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My Portrait. Frontispiece for "How he did it"
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Harry Furniss and his "Lay Figure"
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Letter from the President of the Royal Academy
25
Initial "I"
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A "T—Tonic"
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An Atlantic "Greyhound."
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The Saloon of the Teutonic. The First Morning at Breakfast
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At Queenstown—A Reminiscence
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Bog-Oak Souvenirs
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The Captain's Table
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Not up in a Balloon
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Chess
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Mr. Lloyd and the Lady. "If you will sing, I will!"
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The American Pilot—Ideal
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The American Pilot—Real
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The Health Officer comes on Board
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Just in Time
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"A Floating Flower Show"
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The Bath Steward and the Bishop. "Your Time, Sir! Your Time!"
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Americans and English on Deck
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American Interviewing—Imaginary
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American Interviewing—Real
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"Sandy."
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Chiropody
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"New Trilby."
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"Amiable Mr. Harry Furniss"
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Major Pond
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The Great Sarony
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James B. Brown
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Fire!
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The Alarm
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The Throne in the Senate
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The Throne, House of Representatives
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Initial "T"
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The House of Representatives
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An ex-Speaker
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An ex-Minister
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Anglophobia
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The President—Ideal
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The President—Real
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Initial "A"
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A Buffalo Girl
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President Harrison's Reply
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Mr. Punch at Niagara
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Hebe
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My Driver
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Fra' Huddersfield
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Niagara growing upon Me
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I admire the great Horseshoe Fall
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Jonathan harnessing Niagara
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"The Three Sisters."
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Inclined Railway, Niagara
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Where Captain Webb was Killed
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Tourists
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American Travelling. Nothing to Eat
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American Travelling. Nothing to Drink
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Sleep(!)
100
A Washington Lady
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A Lady Interviewer
104
A Sketch at "Del's"
105
Young America
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An American Menu
107
My Portrait—in the Future
108
I am Entertained at the Twelfth Night Club
110
Reception at a Ladies' Club
112
Wife and Husband
113
A Dream of the White House
114
The Political Quartette
116
After the Great Parade: "Am I to sit on an ordinary seat to-night?"
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Italians
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Where the Deed was done!
125
"A Youth with a Crutch"
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In an Opium Joint
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"In His Own Black Art"
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"Hitting the Pipe"
129
"Good-bye"
130
Initial "W"
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Coaling
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Quarantine
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Initial "T"
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Sleepy Hollow
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Prospectors
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Quarantine Island
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I am invited to present myself
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Landing at Adelaide
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Pondicherry Vultures
150
The Maid of the Inn
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The Way into Paradise
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Paradise
151
Adam and Eve
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A Type
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Queen's Hall, London. I was the first to speak from the Platform
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"Parliament by Day"
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"Parliament by Night"
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Miss Mary Anderson
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Initial "By"
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Giving My "Humours of Parliament" to the Nurses
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Speaker Brand, afterwards Viscount Hampden
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The Surprise Shirt
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Discovered!
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The Fly in the Camera
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Late Arrivals
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Reserved Seats
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Chairman No. 1
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Chairman No. 2
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The Pumpkin—a Chestnut
178
In "The Humours of Parliament." Ballyhooley Pathetic
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Harry Furniss as a Pictorial Entertainer
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"Grandolph ad Leones." Reduction of a Page Drawing for Punch made by me whilst travelling by Train
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Down with Dryasdust
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From a Photo by Debenham and Gould
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G. A. Sala
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"Art Critic of the Daily Telegraph"
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Counsel for the Plaintiff
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Mr. F. C. Gould's Sketch in the Westminster, which Sala maintained was mine
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Defendant
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My Hat
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The Plaintiff
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The Editor of Punch supports me
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Sir F. Lockwood and Myself
204
"Six Toes" Signature
205
The Sequel—I Distribute the Prizes at Nottingham
205
Initial "T"
206
The See-Saw Antic
207
The first P.R.A.
209
No Water-Colour or Black-and-White need apply
210
A National Academy
211
The Central Criminal Court. From Punch
215
"Thank Y-o-o-u!"
216
Regent's Park as it was. From Punch. A Rough Sketch on Wood
217
The Late Mr Bartlett
220
Sketch by Mr. F. C. Gould
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The Lady and Her Snakes
226
Do Women fail in Art—The Chrysalis
228
The Butterfly
230
Early Victorian Art
232
Young Lady's Portrait of her Brother
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Waiting
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Initial "P"
235
Menu of the Dinner given to me by the Lotos Club, New York
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Alderman—Ideal. Real
239
J. Whistler, after a City Dinner (Drawn with my Left Hand)
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An Odd Volume
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My Design for Sette of Odd Volumes
242
My Design (reduced) for the Dinner of Ye Red Lyon Clubbe
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A Distinguished "Lyon"
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Headpiece and Initial "S"
245
A Sound Money Dinner
249
A Sketch of Boulanger
251
Address of Boulanger's Retreat
252
A Note on My Menu
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Remarkable and much-talked-of Lunch to me at Washington. The Autographs on back of Menu
254
Mr. Punch and his Dog Toby
256
A Memorandum in Pencil
258
Thirteen Club Banquet. The Table Decorations
259
Mr. W. H. Blanch
260
The Broken Looking-Glass
261
The Badge
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Squint-Eyed Waiter
263
Coffins, Sir!
266
"The Chairman will be Pleased to Spill Salt with You." From the St. James's Budget
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A Knife I was Presented with
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Tailpiece
271
"Au Revoir"
280
CONFESSIONS OF A CARICATURIST.
CHAPTER VIII. THE ARTISTIC JOKE.![]()
MY STUDIO DURING THE PROGRESS OF "AN ARTISTIC JOKE."
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CONFESSIONS OF A CARICATURIST.
CHAPTER VIII. THE ARTISTIC JOKE.
MY STUDIO DURING THE PROGRESS OF "AN ARTISTIC JOKE."
The First Idea—How it was Made—"Fire!"—I am a Somnambulist—My Workshop—My Business "Partner"—Not by Gainsborough—Lord Leighton—The Private View—The Catalogue—Sold Out—How the R.A.'s Took It—How a Critic Took It—Curious Offers—Mr. Sambourne as a Company Promoter—A One-man Show—Punch's Mistake—A Joke within a Joke—My Offer to the Nation.
"In the year 1887 he startled the town and made a Society sensation by means of an exceedingly original enterprise which any man of less audacious[Pg 2] and prodigious power of work would have shrunk from in its very inception. For years this Titanic task was in hand. This was his celebrated 'artistic joke,' the name given by the 'Times' to a bold parody on a large scale of an average Royal Academy Exhibition. This great show was held at the Gainsborough Gallery, New Bond Street, and consisted of some eighty-seven pictures of considerable size, executed in monochrome, and presenting to a marvelling public travesties—some excruciatingly humorous and daringly satirical, others really exquisite in their rendering of physical traits and landscape features—of the styles, techniques, and peculiar choice of subjects
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