A Not So Romantic Love Story, Kuichi Zai, Valerie Conbankiat [fun to read .TXT] 📗

It was a wonderfully normal day for Berri Shortcakebuttercreme Coconutpie as she woke up from her deep slumber. She was just your normal typical Girl that goes to a normal school with normal friends.She got dressed like usual, ate breakfast like usual, and went to school. AS USUAL.But when she got to school, something not of the ordinary happened that made her stop in her tracks.She saw a dollar paper bill, which was not normal. Usually people spot coins not paper bills. Thinking it was some kind of evil trick.

Something-- SOMETHING-- must have plotted against her! Something is probably going to jump from the corner of the corridor! Or, something might possibly KILL HER! As she stared at the dollar paper bill SO INTENTLY, she didn't notice that, there were no people around the area.

Analyzing the situation she was in, she started to bend and took a closer look of the evil hideous item that was right infront of her and that's when she bumped her head against another person's head. Hard.

"OUCH!" Berri said as she rubbed her forehead. "Watch where you're--" She stopped mid-sentence, just to see who she was actually talking to. A very handsome and at the same time sexy looking devil. The guy cursed out loud, but when he took sight of his attacker, he suddenly froze on his spot. With one swift move he kissed Berri hungrily as if his life depended on it..

Berri, OBVIOUSLY surprised, pushes him away, slaps him, and shouts, "WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO ME?!" As she is about to kick him in the groine, but he manage to dodge Berri's kick. He grabbed both her hands and pinned her to a wall, a wall that wasn't there moments ago. Where the wall came from? No one k nows.

"DUDE," She said, clearly horrified. "Seriously, you never even told me your na-" she was cut off midsentence as the guy starts o take off his shirt showing a perfectly carved chest with 6 packs and that oh so nice man boobs (I dunno hahaha) he has. Berri with a very obvious surprised expression was shocked. "You my Dear, you took my first kiss and you'll pay for what you've done. You will Marry me" and with that said. He hoisted her up and placed her on his shoulder and ----- // ?

"Wait, wait, wait," Berri said, VERY confused at this point.

"But... I didn't even do ANYTHING to you (yet)! And you were the one who kissed me first!, for Pete's sake!"

 "Well…… we will see about that..." the unnamed guy says mischievously  then started carrying her on his back towards his badass of a motorcycle And drove off to his ginormous Mansion.

After moments of protesting and begging him to let her go, the guy cleared his throat and does a gesture that is likely him trying to indroduce himself.  Which wasn’t obvious actually because your just reading this boring of a story.

“My name is Nick Butterscrunch  Saltwaters, As you can clearly see. I’m a good looking,  holla hooping , dancing, good at singing, kidnapping, nail clipping, cooking, blue eyed, hot blonde,sexy, rich, attractive, virgin badass”  he said arrogantly.

“Uhh okaaay? So Mr. good looking,  holla hooping , dancing, good at singing, kidnapping, nail clipping, cooking, blue eyed, hot blonde,sexy, rich, attractive, virgin badass, Please let me go!” She begged like a pup.

“Oh Nick you’re here!” A girl about the same age as Berri exclaimed as making her way to both teens.

“Come one Hon! Everything’s ready for the wedding!” she chirped enthusiacally.

“WHAT!?” Berri exclaimed exasperatedly.

“Oh Berri! You’re here! I’m so glad to finally see my soon-to-be-sister-in-law!” the mysterious girl said while hugging Berri like they’ve know each other for a very long time.

Grinning like the fool she is, the mysterious girl fake coughs and happily introduced herself “Oh my! Where are my manners? I’m Gonzalo, Nick’s sister!”..

“Gozalo? Isn’t that a----“ she stopped midsentence when Gonzalo pointed a knife in her neck. “Finish that sentence and you’re dead,” she smiled kindly.

Berri gulps and just nodded her head. “Say… How did you know my name? Only the writer knows my name! I didn’t even introduce myself to Nick” she explained.

“Well, let’s just say you look like a Berri to me,” she answered in a “duh-your-the-protagonist-you-little-bitch---tone”

“Oh is that so? Well I guess I am the protagonist of this story, so who am I to ask such stupid question right?” Berri shrugged like the stupid protagonist she clearly is.

“Now that we are close! Its time for you to get ready for your wedding!” and with that Gonzalo literally drag Berri with her to a private room.

“Girls!  She’s here! Now do your job to make her pretty you little sluts!” Gonzalo yelled in a deep man voice. There was no denying it! She clearly acts so feminine! Now she was Berri’s idol.

“We’re here Gonzalo!” the girls exclaimed in unison.

“Hi, I’m Charlie!” the blonde said grinning extending her hand to Berri, to which she gladly shook it. “I’m Bradly,” the red head said, “and I’m Achuchu! Please to meet you acquintance!” the brunette said lastly.

She could already tell, that they were your typically normal girls, unlike Berri who is a weirdo to which she claimed herself so she coud be like other protagonists. 

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“WE”RE DONE!” the trio said happily looking at Berri from head to foot, “now off you go to your wedding!” they practically throw Berri out of the private room and she was quickly transported to the entrance to a church… Weird…. She thought to herself. Shrugging it off, she just carried on playing along to the whole story, to which doesn’t have a particular plot might she add.

“FREEZE!” a dude exclaimed.

 >> END OF FIRST CHAPTER

>> My gay friend read this story.... He asked if I was high...

>> My co-writer of the Story Flyingchocobou

to be continued.............

Publication Date: 06-02-2014

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Dedication:
To My co-writer of this story :) Without our crazy ideas, we wouldn't have this story