readenglishbook.com » Other » The Reed Security Relationship Manual: A Reed Security Romance, Giulia Lagomarsino [acx book reading .txt] 📗

Book online «The Reed Security Relationship Manual: A Reed Security Romance, Giulia Lagomarsino [acx book reading .txt] 📗». Author Giulia Lagomarsino



1 ... 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 ... 68
Go to page:
physically. This makes it difficult to keep emotions out of everything. Be prepared for hate to turn to something different.

You may feel the need to be a dick so you can push her away emotionally, but keep her physically. This may work for a day or two, but she may turn on you and restrict access. At this point, you need to decide if you’re still hate fucking.

Chances are, if the sex is so good that you keep going back despite hating the woman, you don’t actually hate her. The stunning revelation you are about to discover will knock you on your ass. Be prepared. Don’t snap at her or run her out of the house. This will only make life more complicated.

I’m sure by now you’ve figured out that you actually are falling in love with this woman. Be a man and suck it up. Admit that you’re in love with her and move forward with the same intensity of your previous fucking. Admitting you love her doesn’t mean you have to turn into a pussy.

Disclaimer:

As you’ve been reading this, you’ve probably been wondering what the hell any of this means. It doesn’t make sense. That’s because accidental fucking isn’t really a thing. Here’s a clue for you, it was never an accident. You both wanted to fuck, and you did. Accept this and move on. You can’t claim forever that you accidentally fucked her. People won’t believe you. Be a man and admit to yourself that you really want this woman. The sooner you do this, the sooner you can move on.

Searching For Balls

You’ve Lost The Use Of Your Dick. Where Do You Go From Here?

Look, the fact is that sometimes shit happens in life that can really drag you down. Now, it’s understandable that if you lost the use of your dick, you would feel like less of a man. How can you please a woman if you can’t use your dick? Here are a few things not to do.

Don’t panic. Wait to hear what the doctors have to say. Then, after they tell you it’ll be a while before they know anything, make up an excuse and escape with your dignity intact.

Do not enter a shootout and ignore the fact that you almost got your dick shot off. It doesn’t matter if you can’t feel it anyway. Do you really want to not only not be able to feel your dick, but then also become dickless?

Once you’ve kicked your woman out of your life, be prepared for loneliness to set in.

Alright, you’ve been a dick (no pun intended) and fucked up. Now that you’ve realized that you can’t live without your woman, what do you do?

First, you must prove to her that you really want her and want to move forward. Pack your shit. You’re moving.

You may have to admit in front of others that your dick doesn’t work. It sucks, but sometimes, it’s necessary so she’ll give you a chance to explain.

Don’t be afraid to tell her that you were an asshole.

Allow her to help. It may destroy your confidence as a man, but this is part of being in a relationship.

Allow her to take charge in the bedroom. She can help you in ways you never knew.

Now that your woman has helped heal your dick, use this to your advantage whenever necessary. A sudden reversal on how far you’ve come can lead to some fun adventures in the bedroom. Don’t be afraid to guilt her into sex when you’ve had a rough day. Using your broken dick as an excuse could work for years to come if played right.

For Crying Out Loud

How To Deal With Tears

Okay, your woman is crying. This is a potential minefield if you don’t know how to handle a crying woman. There are so many ways to fuck this up, so make sure you tread carefully when you approach her. Walking away from a crying woman is not an option, so don’t even think about doing this.

If your woman is crying, you most likely fucked up. You need to figure out what you did to cause those tears, and you need to find out before something drastic happens. Failure is not an option here, people.

Think back to your last conversation. Did you insult her in some way?

Is it her birthday, your anniversary, or any other special day of the year that you’ve forgotten?

Did you tell her she looked skinny and beautiful today?

Do you have pets? Quick, go check to make sure they’re all alive.

Have you recently backed out on anything you said you would do?

Check out her outfit for the day. Is she wearing sweats? If so, is it her time of the month? Have you noticed her wearing baggier clothes on a regular basis? This could be a sign of gaining weight. Or she could just want to be comfortable.

Check the caller ID. Did her mother just call?

Have all of her favorite TV shows been recorded? If so, scour the internet for any details of what just happened on her favorite shows. Did anyone die?

Think back on the things she asked you to do recently. Was there anything that really needed to be done that you forgot about?

Now that we’ve covered what to look for, let’s talk about how to deal with this woman that is a crying mess in front of you. Here are some things you should never do:

Do NOT sigh heavily. This lets her know that you really don’t care about why she’s crying and that you’re really frustrated that you have to deal with her tears.

Do NOT ask her ‘What’s wrong now?’ Are you an idiot? Are you trying to get murdered?

Do NOT ignore her. This will only lead to more tears, along with some very angry words, and possibly a thrown object or two.

Do NOT yell at her because you don’t know what else to do. This will result in more tears, and you’ll have fucked yourself over.

Do NOT ask

1 ... 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 ... 68
Go to page:

Free e-book «The Reed Security Relationship Manual: A Reed Security Romance, Giulia Lagomarsino [acx book reading .txt] 📗» - read online now

Comments (0)

There are no comments yet. You can be the first!
Add a comment